Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Aliens

I believe aliens are people from the future. I'll post more on this later, I just needed to leave myself a reminder.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Sara Underwood aka Bustie.

“I’m not saying I’m gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world.” -Tupac

And again.

Since I'm in a thanking mood....

I'm so very thankful for everything I have. I don't know what I would do without my parents, health and friends. I'm amazingly grateful that I'm healthy (at least from what I know, I sure hope there isn't some kind of underlying health issue that will surface like in House), so many people take their health for granted...but I know better than to do that. My life is running, and without my health, I could not run, so I know to never take for granted what I have and always make the most out of everything I have.

My friends; I hate people. Most people are idiots, in my opinion, but the people that I choose to surround myself with are amazing. Some more than others. I do have my favorites...I'm sure you all will know who you are. 'Yall are always there for me when I need you and thats all I could ever ask of you guys(and well I'm forced to ask for rent) , but anyways I'm glad I know all of you and I'm pleased to have you as friends. I would be far too lonely and be forced to hang out with weirdos if I didn't know 'yall.

To my parentals.

I have the greatest parents of all time; don't care if you will debate your parents are better, because you're wrong. I'm not exactly as close to my parents as a lot of people are, but I've been greatly trying to improve my relationship with them and with the rest of my family. Anyways, I could not ask for anything else from my parents because they provide me everything I need. They're always there to support my decisions, always there to get me through my problems, always there to motivate me, always there to help me, but most importantly they are always there. My parents always believe in me and always want what is best for me, we have our arguments, but who doesn't? I don't know where I would be in life without them and if I can credit anyone with everything I succeed in, it's them. Mom, Dad, you'll probably never read this, but I love you both and I'm  thankful for everything you do for me and for my brother. Any kid would be blessed to have 'yall as their parents, I'm glad I got lucky.
One of the funniest moments in The Office's history. At least in my opinion. When ever I watch this episode I cannot control my laughter at this part.

damn straight.

artwork by me. 

I should have added "when they're real" to the bottom of it; I dislike when people wear the 3D glasses from the theater without the "lenses". POSERS
no matter how I try to resolve it, I think I'm clinically depressed. :/

I'm not suicidal or anything, I love life and everything, but no matter what I do I just feel depressed and shit. It's annoying as fuck, but I handle it.

project

www.albertgarcia.hostei.com

Check it.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

AXO Fashion Show


So, this is a flyer I did for the a friend who is an AXO. Took a completely different approach from what we originally had in mind for the design, but overall I think it looks pretty damn good for a project done in about 4 hours and considering it was nothing like we had in mind to begin with.

I'm pretty satisfied with it, and considering that my last flyer for them ended up all over campus and on shirts hopefully this one gets my name out some more.

So here's to designing!


****The picture of models used in this flyer is not my property, and is property of DKNY.

goodMorning

So today I made coffee, it's way too sweet. I decided to skip my 8am, not because I was too tired, but because I just didn't want to go!

Currently I'm in seek of an ipod with over 8gbs of storage...I really want one but I'm a cheap ass so I don't want to spend money on it. Plus I had a 30gb one at one point...but someone broke it and they never paid me back or anything for it.





Also early today I was remembering how one time in San Antonio I saw a stabbing at a Whataburger; Here's the story:

It was about 3am on a weekend and I was with my buddies, we naturally went to Whataburger to eat since well its the place to be after consuming liquids at parties. So anyways, once we sat down there were these two "ghetto" guys arguing I believe over an oder of fries or possibly over a girl. At first there was only smack talk being said and the usual macho-man stuff going on. After a while the 30-ish guys sitting next to us were sort of provoking the guys by making remarks. After a while stuff calmed down but then it began again when they both were standing up. They suddenly started to push and a smack/punch was thrown and the guy started bleeding...at this point management naturally came and broke up the fight and threw out the two guys. Once outside the nonsense kept going and there was some sort of wrestling going on between the two when suddenly one guy busts out a knife with a 5-ish in blade and stabs the other guy in the stomach and blood is everywhere. After this both guys and their respective posies fled the scene.

It was pretty great. It definitely made everyones night...well at least for the spectators. given out conditions and what not it was all that much better.

Doubt anyone reads, but hope you enjoyed that.

Monday, March 21, 2011

funny coincidence, all I actually have left are scars.
I can't stop thinking about you; i love you.

album of my month

Freeks and Geeks

this is such a great release by Donald Glover aka, Childish Gambino. Always thought he was pretty decent, now I cant get enough of his music after listening to this.

Download Here



donald glover, yall.

blah

everything was perfect, now its not.

but here's a picture of a girl who is perfect.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Amazing driver




WOWOWOWOWOW.

Iff my life goes to shit one day; I'm doing this.

Sunday, February 6, 2011


went to my apartments garage and had a nice little photo shoot with my baby

Pro-fit Packaging




Helped a friend out with an advertising design she needed. I think it came out pretty good considering it was done in about 2 hours.

if only people were a tad more fearful.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Words I Never Said



Lupe Fiasco's new single "Words I Never Said" from his highly anticipated album Lasers set for a March release. Take some time to listen to it and be prepared to be sucked into the what will seem like an eternity of a wait for the full album to drop.

Lupe is easily one of the best artists of this decade, he definitely needs more recognition than he gets.

WE ARE LASERS!

wendy's?


sometimes some pictures are so beautiful, you have to reblog them

Source.

noTitle.

New Beetle


Really VW? Why in the world would you let the Beetle have sex with a PT Cruiser? Cars targeted towards women should die.



source

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

actually,


this girl tops the rest. :)

totally agree.

dont use the internet if you dont like change. since its always changing and what not.



I dont like change, but I dont complain about nonsense things like the changing of the facbeook layout; thats dumb.

oh hai! ^_^

New Kanye album?


Bring it Yezus!

Mustang

*cntrl + p*

who needs house anyway? :/ i'll live inside my car; never have to pay property taxes, no house payments, no house insurance, no elec bill, and no water bill!

idk, i dont see why people dont consider this more.

you can buy portable home appliances and hook them into your car or find a plug in some parking lot.

then to shower you just buy a subscription to a gym and shower there everyday. you only buy the food you really need, the trunk is more than big enough to carry all your clothing articles.

idk seems like an obvious choice.

pretty


im in love with this girl, if you find her please let her know

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

and the countdown....




Thursday, November 11, 2010

no title

"don't complain without a solution"

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Mr. West, the voice of our generation has finished the production of his 5th album after taking a year off of working on music. MBDTF has already received 5/5 stars by Rolling Stone Magazine and a perfect 10/10 from ALLHIPHOP.com making it one of the most anticipated albums of the year.

Although his previous album was seen as a disappointment to many fans(not me, it's my all time favorite thus far), this album will surely win back their hearts. Many of the songs include major collaborations with big names in the industry but All of the Lights tops the album including John Legend, The Dream, Ryan Leslie, Tony Williams, Charlie Wilson, Elly Jackson, Alicia Keys, Fergie, Kid Cudi, Rihanna and Elton John.

Unfortunately for Kanye, the album HAS leaked but I am holding out and waiting for the official release. If you know where to look you can have an early listen and form your own opinions on it. However if you appreciate Kanye's music, you will not be disappointed.

Kanye's perfectionism will be truly appreciated through his music. Make sure you support Mr. West and pick up a copy of the CD on November 22! Come the 22nd, I will not be taking off my headphones.

the end of day

People say I criticize and judge people a lot. I totally agree, but I don't only do that to people, I criticize almost anything.

I do it because I'm a perfectionist. If people out there didn't point out what was wrong with things, we would never have the innovations we have today.If we didn't criticize things, we would be filled with mediocrity. Now, I know this doesn't relate to me criticizing people and what not but my actions stem from me being a perfectionist and I don't see anything wrong with it.

Truth hurts, and people are offended by it. I honestly don't care for other's opinions so what others think is and will remain irrelevant to me. Everyone's a critic, some people just don't like telling the truth.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

beMOREcreative

bemorecreative.

     After a long time of playing around this, I can finally say it's finished. I honestly achieved the final version of these by accident. I didn't mean to import the image of Kate Moss, but once I did, I moved some things around and it worked. 
     This is to date, my favorite piece of art. Enjoy. Also, as you can maybe infer, the background on my blog came from this very picture.

Man On the Moon II: The Legend of Mr.Rager

    
     As many of you know, today Kid Cudi released his new album titled "Man On the Moon II: The Legend of Mr.Rager". Overall the album vastly strays from his past mixtapes and features more of Cudi's dark artistic side. Songs such as Maniac, and Ghost!,the promo posters and the album cover really demonstrate this side of his. If you're a fan of MOTM and support his newer music, I would definitely recommend it; however if you plan on hearing stuff like his past mixtapes such as his rapping and what not, you probably won't enjoy MOTMII. Head over to your nearest CD retailer or boot up iTunes and grab your copy today.

     Like I said, if you enjoyed his freshman album, you'll definitely want to get this.
  

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The 4 Horsemen Burger

     My whole life, I never ate spicy foods other than Flamin' Hot Cheeto's. While visiting friends in San Antonio, they decided to try the "4 Horsemen Burger". This burger is known to be one, if not the hottest, burgers in the world. The burger includes jalapeno, serrano, bhut jolokia (ghost chile), and habanero peppers. 


     A quick history behind the " bhut jolokia (ghost chile)" tells us that it is the hottest known pepper in the world and is even included in the World Guinness book of Records as being 401.5 times hotter than Tabasco Sauce. 


     In order to obtain this burger, one must sign a waiver before ordering and put on latex gloves while eating it; people eating the burger are also provided a glass of milk. The prerequisites alone are enough to make challengers back away. 


     The most any of my friends were able to stand were 3 bites before they couldn't stand the intensity of the burger. I was only able to eat 1 bite and I can tell you, one bite is all you need. 


     After eating this burger, I felt I could eat any kind of spicy food out there and I was right. Nothing even comes close to this burger and I am now addicted to adding a bit of spice to everything. 


     If you're in San Antonio , Texas and are brave enough to try and conquer this beast, go right ahead and let me know how it goes! Visit Chunky's Burgers and give it a whirl. 

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

theLegendLives

new wallpaper I made; I was inspired by a vector of a mustang I saw a while back. 

Monday, November 1, 2010

bread

Heres my latest Photoshop attempt. I dont know why I decided to do this, but then again when does an artist need to know what hes doing before he starts it. 

I don't understand

First of all, I should have just listened to myself. Having such high expectations of people is a sure way to know you're going to be disappointed a lot. I made an exception because I saw something different in her but it's always the same story regardless of the person. I hardly ever even make exceptions like this, the only opinion that actually ever matters to me is mine and I ignored it.

      Second of all, I knew this would happen, but I ignored it because I was told it wouldn't and I took her word for it.  So again, ridiculous move on my part, because if I've learned anything over the years it's that you can only trust yourself. Thats why I don't care for what other people think, because in the end everyone is going to be selfish and do what's best for them.

     Third of all, I know I'm a horrible writer, don't point it out because I honestly do not care. My 1301 professor always told me my ideas were "garbled" and I completely agree. I don't plan on doing anything about it though.

How unfortunate.

     Also, adding to my rant the UT advising sucks very badly. I was assigned this advisor today when I went for a walk in, and I was rendered speechless by her lack of knowledge and complete incompetence. Seriously, if CS students are all assigned to you, at least take the time to prepare and learn their curriculum, its not that hard. I even pointed out a mistake when she told me a class I had to take, and she admitted that she had been making the same mistake with other students, seriously? You're a horrible advisor and UT seriously needs a better advising staff, or at least the CNS department does.

*rant end*

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Kid Cudi - Scott Mescudi vs The World (ft. Cee-Lo Green)


Here’s the Kid Cudi song from Cudder’s upcoming Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr.Rager, out November 9th. I had originally lost all interest in Cudi's album until I heard this song. It still has a pretty dark feeling like his other songs, which is expected, but I like that its different from the rest. If you like his new stuff, be sure to check out this song. You wont be disappointed. Kid Cudi - Scott Mescudi vs The World (ft. Cee-Lo Green)  Also, be sure to support Cudi by Pre-Ordering his new album on iTunes, or Amazon.com.

Pilot

First of all, I'm Albert and this is my first attempt at a blog. I misspell things a lot, so don't get mad.